when you surprise a bitch in spanish
This was my first splatter paint project that I did for my girlfriend before she left the states. It was a lot of fun and I can’t wait until she’s back so we can do more.
I wanna do this!
"A critic must not rely on text like a crutch, but he should utilize it like a map, referencing it when necessary. Clearly, Shenley was lost in his critiques of Macbeth.”
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED AND SHIP FUCKING SANK
OH MY GOSH! I THINK ITS TIME TO CHECK INTO FANDOM REHAB!
THAT AND BED OMG BUT I NEED TO FINISH THIS ESSAY NOOOOOOOOO
i’m getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow morning (all four) and i’m surprisingly super unconcerned about it…like i’m just looking forward to marathoning harry potter for two days in bed
please remember to ice like 24/7 though because then they won’t be a fun two days in bed!!
So there’s a chance I might be getting a job.
As a proofreader.
I would get paid to correct people’s grammar.
And it pays £30 per report, which my mum says take around 30 minutes to check.
THAT’S £1 PER MINUTE DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT IS THAT’S PRACTICALLY UNHEARD OF FOR STUDENTS
THAT JOB SOUNDS WONDERFUL. PLEASE ABUSE IT AND MAKE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS <3
THAT’S MY SPECIALIST AREA OF INTEREST
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thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful
might as well call me Macbeth because this essay is a blood bath
spring awakening medley on good morning america just wait for totally fucked